
Monday, October 6, 2008
bicycle art

Sunday, October 5, 2008
staying busy
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
Nature's little bastards
The ride actually started off on a good note for my bikes anyway. Both the Karate Monkey and the Mamasita got to go because Fat Tony's ride is in the shop. Although FT said he did not have a "niner epiphany" he did decide to come out of the dark ages and upgrade to hydro brakes.
We started out at Rooster Front Park with a chill in the air so I decided to leave my ugly headband/Syncros billboard in the truck. I later wished I had brought it along when I had to milk the pads in my helmet. As we climbed the mtn on the dam side we reeled in an older gentleman who we chatted with a bit at the top while we all caught our breath. He took off first down the other side while FT and I continued to talk. It turned out to be a good thing. As the older guy reached the bottom at a high rate of speed he almost ran over a trio of guys engaged in a rather indecent activity. All three took off running and were gone before we rode through. As we crossed the dock on the lake we caught back up to the older gentleman who proceeded to fill us in on all the details complete with hand gestures, which I could have done without. He pointed across the lake to the guys who were running with embarrassment.
As our luck would have it FT and I had to ride right past the guys who were trying to load up in their fancy Land Rover and get out of there without having to be seen. I hope next time they pick a different spot to do their thing and not right in the middle of the trail. I guess when Johnson City shut down the "Man Cave" at Wingdeer they decided Steeles Creek was a better place to have a party.
After all the excitement died down FT and I headed over to hit the other side of the park hopefully without anymore unexpected twists. We took our normal route with included a nasty rutted out steep climb that I had yet to conquer until yesterday. The Mamasita climbed like a billy goat on meth. (Meth is the new cocaine here in East Tenn.) We crossed the top, rode along the ridge and started descending down the other side when all of the sudden BAM! I got hit by a yellow jacket right on my bottom lip. OUCH! that hurt! I couldn't stop quick because we were flying downhill so while I was trying to slow down I tried to spit the little bastard out, I think he was going for my tongue. I'm actually kinda glad we were hauling a$$ or I might have gotten hit more than once. Fat Tony and the Karate Monkey made it through unscathed but they must have pissed off the nest with all the Kung Foo moves they were making on the trail. When we reached the bottom I asked Fat Tony if I resembled Mush Mouth, Fat Albert's friend. He said no but deep down inside I was kinda disappointed, I though it would make for a better story with a funny pic. I'm not going to say it was a bad ride it was a good one with a good story to tell for all six of my readers. I need stuff like this to boost my ratings because I lack the whitty commentary that some have who can make a trip to the grocery store entertaining.
Later
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Sunday, September 28, 2008
100 push-ups

Friday, September 26, 2008
Selma

Why do they do this to me? Salsa just introduced the Selma. It's basically the Mamasita but with an eccentric BB. That is one sweet ride. Ever since I purchased my Mamasita I've been thinking abut how cool it would be if you could run it as a singlespeed with out the use of a singleator. Way cool paint job, I love the blue on grey. Maybe I've end up getting me one of these next year, who knows.
I'm almost scared to look and see what else was unveiled at Interbike.
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Nature's wonder

Went for a road ride yesterday and hit a route that takes me out past Bays Mtn into Hawkins county (redneck country). Lot's of farms, wide open spaces and cars on blocks. Anyway I've noticed a lot of grasshoppers this year especially yesterday. Early in my ride I was cruising down the road at about 20 mph and I looked down and noticed a little grasshopper perched on the end of my wheel skewer just taking a ride and enjoying the sights. I thought wow how did he get there, he must of jumped on and got very lucky he didn't fly into the wheel and get chopped in half by the bladed spokes. I reached into my jersey pocket for my phone to snap a pic of the little guy. I never stopped so it took me a minute to get my camera ready. I looked back down and he was gone. Then I saw a small blur rotating with my wheel. Holy crap the little guy had jumped onto one of my spokes. I don't know how he did it or how he pulled it of but I'd say he was dizzy. I stopped, snapped a picture (see above) and then helped him off and into his grassy paradise on the side of the road.
When Melinda got off work yesterday she brought home a glass jar with 2 black widows in it. One that had laid eggs, way cool. One of the spiders looks like it's dead now, may have been a male. You know ruthless those females can be. I'll post a pic if the baby's hatch out.
Have a good one
later
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Do I look like an idiot?
Monday, September 22, 2008
Good Times
Thursday, September 18, 2008
weekend riding
Some photos from last weekends visit with the family. I took my niece Emma on a ride on my Dad's antique cruiser.
Emma has really taken a liking to the dogs although I can't say the same for them. Her aim with the tennis ball is just a little off.
Later
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
The Hot Dog Ride!

Hot Dog Ride Friday! Meet at Warrior's for a ride @ 5:30 and then we're grillin some dogs in the parking lot afterwards. I'm bringing Salsa.
Monday, September 15, 2008
Gasoline
Week 3 of the push-up challenge is complete with 100% success! I was afraid I would not be able to pull it off but I did. Week 3 was a lot tougher the 1 or 2. I'm kinda afraid to look at what's in store for me this week.
On a good note most of my family came to town this weekend for a visit. We had quite a house full Sat and Sun. Our house is not that big and not really geared for kids but we had fun. Poor Moonshine and Jackson got their first dose of what it's like to be terrorized by a small child. We had to drag Jackson off the couch numerous times because he was trying to get away from my niece. It was hilarious, I think they got plenty of exercise this weekend even though we didn't make it out to the trails but once. Friday the dogs and I took the new ride out for a test run and it was good. I will have to make a couple of adjustments but that's expected.
Congrats to Chris and Joy on getting married this weekend. We enjoyed the wedding and reception.
Later
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Mamasita!
While browsing a couple of websites late one evening I ran across the deal that I had been waiting for. A Salsa Mamasita, I tried to buy one back in the spring but the price was a little more than I was willing to pay. I was hesitant on letting the cat out of the bag until I had the goods in my hand because last time I jumped the gun and the next day my local shop called me to say that they couldn't get the frame. I was disappointed and went for the Haro Mary instead which I loved and would keep if my finances had no boundaries but they do so Mary must go to help pay for Mamasita.
Monday, September 8, 2008
For Sale
2007 Haro Mary XC (frame only) $350 obo
size - 18"
color - tangerine orange
only 250 miles on the frame like new condition
2008 Race Face Evolve XC handlebar $20
25.4
uncut
mounted and ridden once
like new condition
2008 Thompson Elite seatpost $60
31.6
uncut
like new
2007 Ritchey Pro seatpost - $25
31.6
mounted up and ridden once
like new cond.
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